Not my best day

Well single me here again with some thoughts for the day and I must start out with it was not my best day. Pretty much anything I touched today ended up being a mess. Not the metaphoric mess like the result of an argument, but a literal mess.

Started the morning off with the simple act of getting out of bed, went to grab my Pepsi (for you that may not know my strange side, I drink it at room temp) and thought I had it firm in my hand. Nope, on the floor it went the cap burst off and out came all that precious Pepsi on my clean floor. OK, no biggy, a few paper towels and some cleaner later, floor is clean again. So I move on, shower time. Well apparently I forgot to shut the show door all the way and as you can guess I had a puddle and a bit of a slip when I got out. Out comes the paper towels again. So I decided this would be a good time to take a moment and relax, then start again. Believe me it did not help. To keep this from being novel size, I will do a list to give you a clear picture:

Things I have spilt today:
1. Pepsi
2. Water
3. Potato chips (actually these burst and flew first)
4. Playboy energy drinks
5. Playboy energy shots
6. 12 pack of condoms
7. Chile Verde
8. Sour Cream
9. Trash basket
10. Left overs from Dinner last night
11. Salsa
12. and last as of 8:16 tonight Pepsi again

Quite the list if I may say so. What is going on with me, I am out of whack today. In fact I don't think even clumsy me has ever had a day this bad before. Perhaps it is Karma coming to tell me to get over my OCD clean freak mental condition. Which for the record, I have isolated to what I call my space at home (bedroom and bath). Or perhaps it is because my mind has been wondering on a personal matter that frankly has me completely confused right now. I would love to say it is just PMS, but I would not even know where to begin to fake that, seeing how I have been blessed without that curse.

What ever it is, I am sure it will pass.

For now, live, laugh and do it again.